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What if the Japanese had abandoned the Kanji 50 years ago because of computers, and they used only Kana and Romanji?
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We might be at their boards instead of this one
What if the Japanese had abandoned the Kanji 50 years ago because of computers, and they used only Kana and Romanji?
Being able to read Japanese wouldn't be a big deal, and the importing industry would be way better.
What if EVERYONE'S greatest fantasies came true at the same time?
Too many paradoxes would be created.
What if girls gave out head in public as if it weren't a big deal.
IRT Wiseman: I understand where you are coming from, I do not like the lazy ones that live off of walfare, but those a few, and the majority are actually skilled, hard working people. Just people see them as pests from this stereotype and dislike them for "taking their job."
IRT Xel: I would never come home.
What if ur mom was a yahoo?
... she would be a search engine =]
what if boogers were nutritional and tasted uber great.....
Evolution will speed up, and we'll have noses connected right to our mouths.
What if every girl was a dickgirl (the kind with a dick and a pussy, but no balls)?
Well, if all girls were like that and it was what I saw since I was born, I would think it natural and wouldn't have a problem making love to them, but if it happend all of a sudden... Who knows, maybe I'd go asexual. And if I can't live without it, and I fall in love with a girl, I'm doing it doggy style so I don't see it nor I get cum on my chest.
Oh, wait, that was too serious for a what-if reply. Let me try again.
If girls were dickgirls the Kamasutra would be twice as big.
What if amazons ruled the world?
Everything will be moved around by post, eg, air, words, bodily subtansesetc and can be ordered off the web.
Thrust vectoring owns the sky! ...What if Thrust vectoring owned the sky? Which it does....
Real one this time. What if we all grew beards but had a phobia of them?
we would spend our days running away from our own beards
what if ur girlfriend was a guy? ... and u didnt know!!
I'll maintain the relationship. When we get married, i'll sit in a chair, watch american football and ask him to get me beers from the fridge.
What if completely stupid and paranoid ideas were the more likely things to happen?
Wait, aren't they?
I would know soon enough, then experiment a new level of anger I never knew before, puke, then beat him up, then beat him some more, then tell the fucker to never ever talk to, look at, or be near me.
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 16, 2004 03:03 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
I'd break up with he... him.
u forgot to say that you would beat him right before he left some more... yea that would catch his weird perverted nasty loser ass by surprise lmao
anyways...
what if you couldnt stop spontaniously J/O even in public places? (ROFL)
I can't
j/k
I'd go somewhere private. But I'm not a chronic masturbater.
What if you got arrested? Would you turn to men for sexual favours?
I'd rather die
I'd pay my way out of prison somehow. And not by sexual favors.
What if Jimmy Page wasn't one of the greatest guitarists evar?
someone else would be lol
what if windows never crashed, and never had illegal operations?
It would be installed into cars and criminal's brains.
What if everyone you talk to on this message board were hiding outside your window?
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 20, 2004 11:30 AM: Message edited by: One Classy Bloke returns ]</font>
I'd be pretty creeped out.
What if everything sttod still for 6 days and you were the only one who could move around and do stuff and think?
Ho ho ho ho... It'd be time to discover... people's secrets... take pics... etc...
What if you could fly?
I'd probably in some madcap series of events: break global decency standards, give twenty old ladies a heart attack, embarrass myself in public, fall on my face.
What if your computer could override anyone's computer and take vcontrol using 'PC Anywhere' tech?
I'd enjoy annoying my friends.
What if we discovered black holes were livable and we could reach one to live on as a colony?
The "Holey MAckerel and Holey Moley" jokes would get old really quick.
What if the world was run by a tryannical federation of powerful yuri/yaoi fangirls?
I would conquer them with a spoon. Yes, a spoon.
What if we discovered a planet with other humans with around the same technology on it and eventually made contact.
(How do you beat them with a spoon? Explain please)
It's a super spoon. A really big spoon. No bigger. Bigger.
Now this spoon has a laser beam and a protective shield. Since it is so big it has a big laser beam. So I just conquer them like that.
u kiddin me right? d00d a spoon is no match for a spork, its a spoon AAAAAND a FORK MAN! u cant beat that!! and its got mystical dark powers of ultimate 3vil .... muwahahahaha
what if nevan's favorite band was creed? (hopes nevan answers this one XD)
What if we discovered a planet with other humans with around the same technology on it and eventually made contact.
We would nuke each other, it's the human nature
What if everyone in the world suddenly lost the power to speak?
Everything would be much much much better. And everyone'd carry text messageable cell phones for awhile.
What if people wouldn't f'ing walk in on you while you were whacking it?
I don't worry, they normally join me.
What if your surpisingly hot sister got into your bed (with you in it)while wearing a strap on?
I'd tell her there's no need for that since I have it built-in, take it off, then make love to her, because, well, it's good that you love your sister, right? [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
LOL
Kind of creepy, but alright.
*Ackcoughheartattackdies*
I'd be like this:
OMG GUYS IVE FOUND TEH ULTMATE BAND!!!!!!!!11111ONEONE ITS CREED FERGET THOSE EVIL POD PPL [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] CREED IS TRU 2 CHRISTINS LIKE MYSELF GUYS!!!11111 THAT SONG STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN IS BLASMPNY ND THEIR BAND IS GOIN 2 BURN FOREVA ROK ON CREED!!!!!!!! LUCKLY THERE SINGER HAZ SOOOOO MUCH TALENT AND THEREE HOLE BAND DOES LOL PLUYS IM GROWNIN MI HAIR LIKE THE LEAD SINGER!!!!!!
(/end)
Luckily it's not my favorite band. See people, Creed is bad for you.
What if the History Channel was baised against anything American?
it would be "fair and balanced" XD lmao actually then the channel would SUCK ... hah
what if they made a future channel and it actually could fortell the future advances in technology XD
It would be an infinite loop because people would be making everything as they saw it appear. I guess creativity would go down, too.
What if they found evidence of Jesus, did DNA testing and discovered his descendant was Micheal Jackson?
hmm... Images would explain the result best.
All crosses would become this.
And stain glass windows would become this.
I've done my damage.